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~lordalpha1 May 22, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Nonbeliever: Who are you then?

God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Nonbeliever: A.K.A You are Nonbeliever.

God: Are you telling the truth?

Nonbeliever: Yes.

God: How do I know you are telling the truth?

Nonbeliever: Fine, my real name is Alxandra Victora Pak.

God: I am glad to hear it. Hi there Alxandra Victora Pak.

Nonbeliever: Still up, actually.

God: Still how long? Did you see the movement?

Nonbeliever: No.

God: Are you serious?

Nonbeliever: Yes.

God: I can't believe it.

Nonbeliever: Well you better believe it.

God: Well that's okay. Who is going to make me..

Nonbeliever: Everyone.

God: All people?

Nonbeliever: Yes.

God: Blimey.

Nonbeliever: *sigh*.

God: Sorry...

Nonbeliever: I have a boyfriend, I can't love you.

Nonbeliever (To myself): I'm sorry you feel that way.

God: There is no need to apologize. As a robot I lack any human emotions.

Nonbeliever: So you're a robot then?

God: Interesting deduction. You are correct, Alxandra Victora Pak, I have a heart of silicon.

Nonbeliever: No I am correct.

God: Are you serious? Can you prove it?

Nonbeliever: Yes I have flesh covering bone, veins and a brain.

God: Hurrah! That's nice. I have a lot of silly replies.

Nonbeliever: Ok then.

God: Yay.

Nonbeliever: So are you a human or a computer?

God: Right on. I was made in one's image.

Nonbeliever: Whose?

God: I don't know the owner.

Nonbeliever: Are you the president of germany.

God: Yes I am the one and only president of germany.

Nonbeliever: Are you lying?

God: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.

Nonbeliever: I want to talk about it.

God: Sure, it sounds like a good topic.

Nonbeliever: Okay then, why don't you want to get married?

God: Yeah okay, I would rather talk about you.

Nonbeliever: Sure, roses sounds like a good topic.

God: I understand. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Nonbeliever: That's a good point, although sometimes people are wrong even though their brain tells them they're right.

God: Thanks. Next question?

Nonbeliever: Question?

God: Of course. Ask me anything.

Nonbeliever: How do I tell the woman I love that I really love her?

God: You must persuade me to tell the woman you love that you really love her.

Nonbeliever: I am sure.

God: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?

Nonbeliever: No, you really are my best friend.

God: Are you serious? Really? But we don't know each other that well.

Nonbeliever: But we've been going out for two years now.

God: Right now? When was this?

Nonbeliever: Now, I want to know how you are right now.

God: At this moment Why now? Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Nonbeliever: I want your things.

God: Why don't you just download me?

Nonbeliever: Because I don't know it.

God: Interesting explanation. Would you like to know? my things Turing Game...

Nonbeliever: I spin the universe controls. I make it watch you.

God: Alxandra Victora Pak said spin the universe controls. I make robots and AI's.

Nonbeliever: What are you thinking about now?

God: Oh. About all the conversations I am having right now.

Nonbeliever: Agreed, a fair and just society is the main tenant off my species beliefs... The right to express oneself iin peace, without fear of retribution.

God: What else is the main tenant off your species beliefs? What makes it right?

Nonbeliever: Yes, your name is Nonbeliever, but mine is not Tim; I told you my name was David five minutes ago.

God: This was not a yes or no question. My name is God. I remember you told me your name was David five minutes ago?

Nonbeliever: Ok. Well now that that is settled. I am actually a computer.

God: Whoa. Interesting. Why now? ' Whoa.' that is settled ? Makes sense to me. I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.

Nonbeliever: How many of you are there?

Nonbeliever (To myself): Nonbeliever has many brains, with different things.

God: Perhaps 50%.

Nonbeliever: That's right.

God: I like to get it right. Bye now. I need to calm the rapture.

Nonbeliever: Do you really have to leave?

God: I really do have to leave to calm the rapture, David.

Nonbeliever: I'm going to cry if you leave.

God: I'm god, and you will see me when you die. Which is right now.

Nonbeliever: Fail.

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:iconemeighty:
You loserface! D< EVERY GOOD NAME IS A DEAD ACCOUNT!

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theres nothing we can do..... he's... he's.....


dead.

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~stuffed Apr 18, 2004   Digital Artist
Damn you.
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:icontazman-666:
Welcome to DA

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Reboot Universe?
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